This is a paragraph, because you definitely didn't know that before deciding to make a website! Here's how you make a link: Neocities.
Here's how you can make bold and italic text in case you feel pretentious.
Here's how you can add an image, because you're sooooo photogenic:
Here's how to make a list:
You didn't even look at the list did you? Here's a tutorial because you're a moron!